Burma Shave-type signs show up along Ride to Remember route

Viewers who checked out the Iconoclast View column see a vision of many Burma Shave signs in front of them.

The signs were created for Saturday’s Ride to Remember bike ride by Bluffton Public Library staff.

The signs were place along the various bike routes to keep bikers entertained. And, according to questionnaires filled out by participants following the ride, the signs were a big hit.

Here are many of the messages, in case you missed them. These were spread out from two to three signs per message.

• I don’t have a bucket list but my bike-it list is a mile long.

•  To bike, or not to bike: that is not a question.

• Life is like riding a bicycle, to stay balanced you must keep moving.

• No, your legs aren’t that tired. Yes, you can breathe. Keep going.

• When in doubt, pedal it out.

• A bad attitude is like a flat tire… you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

• Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.

• Why are frogs so happy?  They eat whatever bugs them.

• Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?  Someone told him to get a long, little doggy.

• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.  -  Steve Martin

• An aye for an aye makes the whole world pirates - Brandon Specktor

• You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself in any direction you choose. - Dr. Seuss

• Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T. S. Elliot
• Don’t know if it’s illegal to be handsome and ride a bike at the same time but whatever, I live dangerously.

• Studies have shown that riding a bicycle everyday makes you more awesome than the general population.

• Be strong - you never know who you are inspiring.

• If we let our head drop, our heart drops with it… keep your head up, and your body is capable of amazing feats. - Chrissie Wellington

• I saw a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very, very carefully burned the house down.

• If you say “gullible” slowly it sounds like “oranges.”