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The first day of April beckons. Wisely, or otherwisely, The Icon invites viewers to offer April Fool's stories for this online news source.
Quite honestly, my April Fool's well is as dry as Bluffton during Prohibition. Can't think of anything worthy of print. Oh, there's the usuals...
A flock of 1,000 or more turkey vultures are headed to Bluffton. Last seen in Gomer flying this direction.