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Disney's A Christmas Carol

Running Time: 1 hr. 36 min.
MPAA Rating:
PG for scary sequences and images

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By Tanya Pike

I have a crush on old, run-down pick-up trucks. Not that I especially want one. But, they are useful in their own ugly way.

My Favorite Breakfast: Baked Oatmeal
3 C. oatmeal
1 C. brown sugar
1 C. milk
1/2 C. butter, melted
2 eggs, lightly beaten
2 t. baking powder
1 1/2 t. salt
2 t. vanilla
1 t. cinnamon
1/2 t. nutmeg
dried fruit of your choice

Combine all ingredients. Place in a greased 9 x13 pan. Bake at 350 for 30-35 minutes.

I make this on Sunday night and refrigerate. On weekday mornings I reheat some in a bowl, covered with milk.

- Submitted by Tanya Pike

Cheese Grits Souffl'e

Lower 48 Funny Cake Pie

The only guess as to the name of this pie, or is it a cake, is that no one north of the lower 48 have ever heard of it. Actually, with one ingredient change its technically the Upper 48 Funny Cake Pie, as you will soon discover. Despite that, it's pretty taste and easy to mix up.

Top ingredients:

1/2 cup sugar

1/3 cup applesauce

2 egg whites

1 teaspoon baking power

1 cup whole wheat flower

TEH. BEST. GAMES. EVAR.
By Andr'e Swartley

Issue #3
Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
(With a bonus review of Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty)
Developer: Insomniac Games
Publisher: Sony Computer Entertainment
Platform: Playstation 3
Rating: E for Everyone

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